For hundreds of thousands of years, women walked around with unshaved bodies and unfurled breasts and the world was unfussed. Armpit hair was free to flutter in the morning breeze, as was leg hair, as was the occasional breast if the breeze was strong enough. It was only very recently, about a century ago, that a small group of people decided that women should be armpit-bald, leg-smooth and breast-unjiggly; I’m not sure who those people were, but they might have had surnames like Gillette, Nair and Bras N Things.