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Some exciting news in the tech world was revealed today, with robotics company 1X Technologies announcing that their humanoid ai-powered robot known as “neo” was available for preorder.
For the low, low price of $20,000, you too can have your own personal clanker handling your household chores. 1X Technology tells us that this A1-powered Terminator, I mean, “assistant” will be delivered to users with basic tasks already preset, and the ability to learn new tasks from it’s owner.
For an example of neo’s amazing abilities, check out this demonstration of how well it closes a dishwasher.
Looking good, champ!
Other amazing features include a 4 hour battery life, which might even be as good as your cellphone! Well worth the investment, in my opinion. Safety features include the ability to blur the faces of peoples it’s looking at, and to be programmed to recognize certain areas of the house as no-go zones, which will certainly come in handy when it goes full mechahitler and decides to give you the Will Stancil treatment.
(here’s a demonstration of how that might possibly look)
And my favorite feature of all, if your new wireback friend is having trouble with tasks, you can always contact 1X support, and they will have a human “teleoperator” take control of neo and operate it remotely. After all, who doesn’t want an h-1b intern to have the ability to take a propa ganda at your wife’s titties as she sleeps.
Sign me up. I was going to spend my meager savings on some official Kaptain Kisty merch (available here) but it looks like the Kisty hoodie will have to wait until next Christmas
More details here:https://www.therobotreport.com/1x-announces-pre-order-launch-neo-humanoid-robot/