By Kekarot
Oya, make we yarn about boomers and dem 401k for dis kolo stock market wey we dey see for 2025. Back in di day, dis old gees get life soft—steady work, big pension, and market wey no dey scatter anyhow every Tuesday. Dem go pack money inside 401k, sip coffee, dey preach dat “pull themselves up by he bootstraps” like say na juju wey fit work for everybody. Dat time, stock market be like dem personal bank, e just dey move cool, no crypto wahala or meme stock drama wey go make dem dey shake for night.
Now, tings don turn upside down pass shonen hero wey dey find redemption. Boomers dey hold dem 401k tight like life jacket, but dis market na rollercoaster wey AI and TikTok boys dey drive. Inflation dey chop dem retirement plan, and dat bootstraps wey dem like yarn about? E don tear finish when you dey dodge X pump-and-dump or watch Tesla fly up today, crash tomorrow. Sorry o, boomers, una stock market sweet story don get rugged remix—hope say una hide some strong hand inside dat golf bag!