Canada is so utterly cooked

 

By Ceres

It was reported recently that the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, Pierre Poilievre, has sworn to repeal the Online Harms Act if it becomes law, due to a report by the Parliamentary Budget Officer that the bureaucracy  created by this Act would cost $200 million. This correspondent laughed in disbelief upon reading this. Apparently the problem with the bill is the cost, not the fact that it rides roughshod over the rights of Canadians and utterly tramples the rule of law (or so I assume. Being a real journalist, I have not actually read the bill in any detail but I have been informed by numerous X users with anime pfps that the bill is a doozy. But I digress).

One would think that a conservatives job would be to “conserve” things, especially the very basics. Yet the best this conservaboomer moron could offer was a mewling “oof, yikes, look at that price tag”.

This correspondent reached out to Mr. Poilievre for a comment, but he chose not to. For the record, the question I asked him was which girl was best girl, Rei or Asuka. I already know every answer he would give to political questions, and I can assure you that they would be extremely fake and unfathomably gay.

So. Canada-bros. I don’t know what to tell you. Vote Bernier maybe? Or better yet, kick back, watch Cowboy-Bebop (or any anime of your choice) and pray for an asteroid.

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/poilievre-repeal-online-harms