Dark Brandon: Activate!

By Ceres

Earlier today, President Brandon introduced the General Secretary of NATO (whose name I can’t recall at the moment) as a “man of integrity” and an “intellectual wigger”.

So uh, yeah.

Of course the usual suspects are reacting as one would expect. The Conservaboomer right, still fishing for that elusive “black vote”, is claiming that this proves Brandon is a racist, because the Demonkkkrats are the real racists. They support this by pointing to Brandon’s history of making racially-charged comments such as not wanting his kids to grow up in a “racial jungle”. On the other hand, liberals are pointing out that he was probably just trying to say “intellectual rigor” and flubbed it on account of being halfway dead.

I have a different theory. I suspect the real puppet master behind Brandon’s remark is none other than (God I hope) future President Hunter Biden. Hunter, in a crack-fueled act of genius, has put in motion a plan to win reelection for his father by securing the White male vote. He intends to do this by reactivating the Dark Brandon of “racial jungle” lore, and turning White Boy Summer into a perpetual White Boy Presidency.

My source? I made it up

https://x.com/alx/status/1810831954171838860